What is a funny excuse for being late for cl?

I woke up thinking its saturday then realize it wasn't and run to the bathroom to get clean up then the curtain rod full on you while brushing your teeth on the way to shower then you swallow the toothpaste because of it and vomited for 5 minutes and when you got to the shower slip on your vomit and knock your self out, gain consciousness 15 minutes later.